Observed pumping in every timeline
Quantum Jesus
$q/jesus
He is risen, and also not risen, until you check the chart. One saviour, infinite timelines, all of them green. Thou shalt not decohere.
CA
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Entangled with
every holder
every holder
The Quantum Lord's Prayer
Pray in Superposition
Recite once. It counts in every timeline.
- Our Father, who art in superposition,
- hallowed be thy wave function.
- Thy candles come, thy pump be done,
- on-chain as it is in heaven.
- Give us this day our daily entanglement,
- and forgive us our paperhands,
- as we forgive those who sold the bottom.
- Lead us not into decoherence,
- but deliver us from FUD.
- For thine is the qubit, the candle and the glory,
- in every timeline, forever and ever.
- Amen. ⚛
0 prayers observed on this device
The Book of Probabilities
Chart & Revelations
Live from DexScreener. Looking at it changes the outcome. Look anyway.
Price—
Market cap—
Liquidity—
24h volume—
24h change—
24h buys / sells—
The chart is in superposition.
It is both launched and not launched until the CA is observed. Come back on launch day.
The Holy Meme Gallery
Miracles & Particles
Parody art. Click to observe. Right-click to entangle a friend.
Get entangled before the second coming.
Join the flock on X. In at least one timeline, you were early.